• world: shakespeare shakespeare o eternal bard tell us what is the essence of love
    • shakespeare: lmao idk man bt it prolly involves hella crossdressing
  1. "The frightening thing is that, like most of their other campaigns against women, they see themselves as just warriors fighting for what’s right. This is primarily because they firmly believe that any woman who speaks up on women’s issues is completely disingenuous and only doing it for the purposes of self-promotion, and that any man who does is looking to get laid, because they actually cannot possibly imagine a scenario in which someone would genuinely give a shit about women.
     
    Members of this board, as well as “Men’s Rights Activists” in general, tend to go apoplectic at even the most mild implications that women might be human beings. For them, this is simply “not allowed” and must be punished swiftly and severely, as they appear to believe that feminism is the one obstacle in the way of all these pathetic neckbeards getting their pick of supermodel girlfriends who obey their every whim. The goal is to make it as uncomfortable to speak out about misogyny and women’s issues as possible, which is why they go to the wall in terms of harassing women like Emma Watson. At the end of the day, this is the crux of it. It would be sad if it weren’t so vile."
  2. "“My Ana,” he mouths."

    Besides the fact that that’s some impressive lipreading for someone who (I think?) just had yet another mindblowing orgasm, all I can see is…

    image

    (via fiftyshadesofsnark)

    … conda don’t

    (via weirdsewing)

    want none unless you got a personality hun

    (via thedreadvampy)
  3. equine-ess:

tehriz:

even this very young specimen of cat has already mastered the “I totally meant to do that” save.

HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG THIS OH MY LIFE

    equine-ess:

    tehriz:

    even this very young specimen of cat has already mastered the “I totally meant to do that” save.

    HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG THIS OH MY LIFE

  4. noneheavier0:

    fucken hell  :(

  5. favorite characters → spike (btvs)
         ”Blood is life, lackbrain. Why do you think we eat it? It’s what keeps you going, makes you warm, makes you hard, makes you other than dead.

  6. "Yeah, I planned to get killed, come back as a vampire, and bite you."

  7. djfox31:

    the whole thing is gold x

  8. la-lobalita:

al-grave:

The varying wavelengths of different colors

Adorable science is adorable. 

    la-lobalita:

    al-grave:

    The varying wavelengths of different colors

    Adorable science is adorable. 

About me

Budding Burlesque Pin-Up Queen
Survivor
Part time Evil Genius
Sarcastic
And maybe even a little bit Epic?

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF EPIC AND AWESOME HAD A LOVE CHILD

And this is where I place my affections

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