1. ibeencumberbatched:

    allyouaretomeisdeadskin:

    seriously such a great idea

    My kind of date

  2. depraved-heart-murder:

appropriately-inappropriate:

dykeprivilege:

jessicabeachgirl:

seethestarsablaze:

heyimrudeacid:

lesbii-cool:

*starts a fire in my kitchen*

*starts fire in my bedroom*

Omfg. Um. Hello there.

*Starts a fire in my pants!!!*

*gets trapped in lift*

The best part is that there’s a fairly decent chance, given the background of the photo (dry wilderness and scrub brush) that the firefighter in this picture is a Hotshot—
And Hotshots, along with Smoke-Jumpers, are sort of like… Okay. If firefighters are rockstars, Hot-Shots are Queen and Smoke-Jumpers are whatever Tony Stark uses to rev himself up for badassery.
Hotshots are elite firefighters who train extensively and are inserted into high-risk terrain in order to fight the fire on the ground. In layman’s terms—if there’s a forest fire threatening your house, the hotshots are the dudes digging the fire trenches while whirling beams of fire snap give feet from them.
And then, then, there’s the Smoke-Jumpers. As their name implies, they jump smoke. In layman’s terms—the fires the hotshots can’t reach by land? Those crazy fuckera PARACHUTE into forest fires.
Because jumping out of a plane isn’t scary enough, they do it in near-zero visibility, through scorching smoke, with the risk that the thermals and currents could blow them right into a burning tree, to pick a landing spot so they can then be in remote backwoods wilderness with minimal hope of rescue if something goes tits up.
So yeah. If this lady’s an urban firefighter she’s a huge badass. But if my guess is right and she’s a more elite unit, then I want to have her gay babies like, yesterday.

Whoa.

    depraved-heart-murder:

    appropriately-inappropriate:

    dykeprivilege:

    jessicabeachgirl:

    seethestarsablaze:

    heyimrudeacid:

    lesbii-cool:

    *starts a fire in my kitchen*

    *starts fire in my bedroom*

    Omfg. Um. Hello there.

    *Starts a fire in my pants!!!*

    *gets trapped in lift*

    The best part is that there’s a fairly decent chance, given the background of the photo (dry wilderness and scrub brush) that the firefighter in this picture is a Hotshot—

    And Hotshots, along with Smoke-Jumpers, are sort of like… Okay. If firefighters are rockstars, Hot-Shots are Queen and Smoke-Jumpers are whatever Tony Stark uses to rev himself up for badassery.

    Hotshots are elite firefighters who train extensively and are inserted into high-risk terrain in order to fight the fire on the ground.
    In layman’s terms—if there’s a forest fire threatening your house, the hotshots are the dudes digging the fire trenches while whirling beams of fire snap give feet from them.

    And then, then, there’s the Smoke-Jumpers. As their name implies, they jump smoke.
    In layman’s terms—the fires the hotshots can’t reach by land? Those crazy fuckera PARACHUTE into forest fires.

    Because jumping out of a plane isn’t scary enough, they do it in near-zero visibility, through scorching smoke, with the risk that the thermals and currents could blow them right into a burning tree, to pick a landing spot so they can then be in remote backwoods wilderness with minimal hope of rescue if something goes tits up.

    So yeah. If this lady’s an urban firefighter she’s a huge badass. But if my guess is right and she’s a more elite unit, then I want to have her gay babies like, yesterday.

    Whoa.

  3. hxcnarry:

    timeaslight:

    a set of victorian houses

    ya they look cool but u kno they haunted as shit

  4. echoesofoswin:

    leonkuwatastonguepiercing:

    mukuroikusabaka:

    finish this sentence: m

    y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.

    What the actual fuck

  5. riseofthecommonwoodpile:

    so are people just insulting john green for anything now, even things he has literally no ability to impact or control or even contributed anything toward? are we blaming him for late capitalism? how about the industrial revolution’s effect on the environment? god damn john green, I hate you for giving Ayn Rand the idea for objectivism

  6. potentiallypr0blematic:

    I found this hilarious.

  7. ahorse-of-course:

Oh my god

    ahorse-of-course:

    Oh my god

  8. pizzabuttblog:

nudisto-beeeeeeeeeach:

lightningflies:

I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR ABOUT TEN MINUTES IT HASN’T STOPPED BEING FUNNY YET

BEARD GAME TOO STRONG

it never will stop being funny

    pizzabuttblog:

    nudisto-beeeeeeeeeach:

    lightningflies:

    I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR ABOUT TEN MINUTES IT HASN’T STOPPED BEING FUNNY YET

    BEARD GAME TOO STRONG

    it never will stop being funny

About me

Budding Burlesque Pin-Up Queen
Survivor
Part time Evil Genius
Sarcastic
And maybe even a little bit Epic?

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF EPIC AND AWESOME HAD A LOVE CHILD

And this is where I place my affections

Likes