1. slavocracy:

    i love a series of unfortunate events cuz lemony snicket just didnt give a fuck he put computers and old clunky diving suits and tacky fast food restaurants and telegraphs and mostly early 20th century aesthetics (but a lot of modern values & criticisms) all in the same universe and it worked so well

  2. moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

    thatderp:

    fortheloveofhulk:

    the-silence-wears-westwood:

    What if people who have anxiety are just unaccustomed to the way the world works because this is the first incarnation of their soul on the earth? And confident people are at ease with the world because they have already been incarnated multiple times and, in a sense, already know how the world works.

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    What if it’s the other way around?

    I don’t know which disturbs me more.

  3. sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

    m0stlydead:

    usuallyantisocial:

    mantaradius:

    firetrucking-himym:

    Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color

    /every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply

    red heads would in fact be satanic 

    Why aren’t we thinking about this the other way round. If your hair looked like your eyes that’d be neato

    *brown eyed people sighs deeply again*

  4. So we were sitting in class today

    arialenelove:

    margaretthemagicdragon:

    and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

    "What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

    And the whole class just went

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    and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

    I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science

  5. avengingjedi:

    flatbear:

    COME GET IN OUR CAR OF ANCIENT WARTIME SEX KITTENS

    #Natasha’s like#I’m gonna find out who you are#then I’m gonna find out where you live#so I can break in#and hide one of my flat irons#just in case#’cause Steve may have seen you first#but I didn’t hear him call dibs#soooooooo…

    (via saone77)
  6. perlockholmes:

    waitrose:

    waitrose:

    one of my favourite superstitions is this one they have in china where ghosts allegedly can’t turn corners, so in shanghai they built a bridge made entirely of 90° turns to ward off the evil spirits 

    i shit you not

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    I guess pacman really fucked them up, then

  7. kalikardashian:

    thelilnan:

    OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

    OKAY

    AJAX SOAP

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    THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

    AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

    AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

    AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

    someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

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Budding Burlesque Pin-Up Queen
Survivor
Part time Evil Genius
Sarcastic
And maybe even a little bit Epic?

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